67) No matter how much diet coke you drink you aint gonna get any skinnier, piggy.
68) You can be the loveliest most thoughtful person in the world but if you have a face like a Dalmatians arse then you are doomed forever to live alone.
69) Boxes of cereal don’t always have a toy in them.
70) I’ll never get to be a ninja.
71) Ducks shouldn’t scare
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